slinkywhat:

humorous-blog:

charlesthedragon:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

fucki m laughing so hard

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Reblogging for a comment is clearly better than reblogging for original content.Note: I almost said retweeting instead of reblogging. I’m drunk and have been spending too much time on Twitter.I’M SORRY, TUMBLR.
P.S. @slinkywhat 
slinkywhat:

humorous-blog:

charlesthedragon:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

fucki m laughing so hard

▒

Reblogging for a comment is clearly better than reblogging for original content.Note: I almost said retweeting instead of reblogging. I’m drunk and have been spending too much time on Twitter.I’M SORRY, TUMBLR.
P.S. @slinkywhat 

slinkywhat:

humorous-blog:

charlesthedragon:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

fucki m laughing so hard

Reblogging for a comment is clearly better than reblogging for original content.

Note: I almost said retweeting instead of reblogging. I’m drunk and have been spending too much time on Twitter.

I’M SORRY, TUMBLR.

P.S. @slinkywhat 

Let’s make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

nuhuh:

ohcastielmycastiel:

supernaturalsoul:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

highly-functioning-otter:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

everydayiamcumberbatchin:

thewinchesterswagger:

itsjustjensen:

thewinchesterswagger:

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“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.

omg this is still going

IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.

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Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing

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Broke 5 Million!

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WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING image

it still ain’t broken what the hell tumblr

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degrausserr:

maytheodds:

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I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone
degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone

degrausserr:

maytheodds:

Stunning ladies Oscars 2014

I believe you are all forgetting someone

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rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older
rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older
rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older
rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older
rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older
rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older

rolandalfred2nd:

I hope the son sees this when he gets older

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sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….
sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

 It’s a mix of hell and outer space. 

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….

sufferme:

crystalgiuls:

sobrietykilledtheteenager:

thebigbadafro:

It’s a mix of hell and outer space.

how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then 

i think this is the creepiest post i’ve ever seen.

wow. yup. basically why I stay out of the ocean for the most part. if the shallows bother me…. then….

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slinkywhat:

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

*angels sing with this realization*

slinkywhat:

That morbidity you forgot was in Spongebob…

mishasminions:

LOOK AT HIS SQUISHY FACE